beer & cupcakes

it's better than poetry

Aug 17

My Only Thought

Whenever I find myself arching forward, mouth gaping, engrossed in that scene, the one where the lights dim as her strap slowly and so surprisingly slides down her smooth swan arm as his pulsing, now flexed biceps hoist her up to the kitchen counter or dining room table or washer/dryer, I think to myself, Did she shave her vagina? Did she know that the evening would take this turn (the film made it seem she did not).  So did she possess enough forethought (the film made it seem she would not)?  And hasn’t she been running or doing heavy lifting of some kind? What if it’s swampy? Can she excuse herself to the bathroom now?  How will she ever unwind her legs and get down off that high countertop? And then I think…..Brazilian and am calm enough to reenter the story to the glowing candle light or crackling firelight or humming city light and as she arches her neck to feel his lips on her back I think….But what about that hairy asshole?



Sep 5

“Rawrgurrummersons” said my brain’s food critic, the editor in my brain cut it down from the original report “this combination is Rawrgurrummerson!”


So I went to this Belgian Beer Bar on W4th….and it felt like something close to touching a whisker on the chiny chiny of our lord and saviour, so juicy, so tangy.  And it has now inspired my latests combination.

Lindemans-Framboise mixed with Banana Bread Cupcake with cream cheese icing. Rawrgurrummersons just had a baby!


May 17
Happy Graduation. I think this photo captures our thoughts and feelings on this day, perhaps even better than the greatest songstress that ever lived: Vitamin C.

Happy Graduation. I think this photo captures our thoughts and feelings on this day, perhaps even better than the greatest songstress that ever lived: Vitamin C.


Apr 28
the result of the combination (hoegaarden + red velvet cupcake)

the result of the combination (hoegaarden + red velvet cupcake)


Combined with a Red Velvet Cupcake with cream cheese icing

Combined with a Red Velvet Cupcake with cream cheese icing


Hoegaarden

Hoegaarden


“—Words, like all things, are caught in their finitude.
They start here, they finish here
No matter how high they rise-
my judgement is thta I know this
And never love anything hard enough
That would stamp me
and sink me suddenly into bliss”

Charles Wright, “Night Journal”

EEEEE so good


Apr 22

This is such a funny conversation!

  • Natasha: No! I don't like it. I don't want to start my internet identity like this! Are you typing this? Galapagos invaders of, that's the title. You better change the title! This something twashbags would type, not cupcakes. SAM!
  • Sam: *types away at Natasha's internet shortcomings*